Watching Girl with a Pearl Earring which is surprisingly not bad. I particularly like the 17th century dirty talk like “What colour is your hair?” and the dirty bitch is all “Brown”, filthy dutch tart that she is. We all know what these dutch girls are like. Well I suppose she’s not too dirty, she refuses to actually show him her hair. I suppose a girl must have some morals even if she is engaged in making pornographic images so that Vermeer’s patron has some fapworthy material.