Let’s call her the Comrade Major. So the Comrade Major and I met a few years ago, I being me, wowed her with my knowledge of Russian literature and all things Russian and one thing led to another which led to sex. Then shit happened, we fell out, and we stopped talking. Now all of a sudden she pops up and does that woman thing where they’ve decided to talk to you but first they’re going to pretend that they’re not going to talk to you in order to make you grovel. So I did the groveling and now we’re talking again.
Wonder what the FSB want this time?