Hymns (UK Schools version)

He’s got the whole world up his arse, he’s got the whole wide world, up his arse. He’s got the whole world up his arse, he’s got the whole world up his arse.

Come by car my lord, come by car. Come by car my lord, come by car. Come by car my lord, come by car. O lord come by car.

Sling lasagne, sling lasagne, sling lasagne at the king of kings!

Morning has broken….glue it together. Blackbird has spoken, this is good shit.

Who put the colours in the rainbow? Me. Who put the salt into the sea? Me.
Who put cold into the snowflake? Me. Who made you and me? Me.
Who put the hump upon the camel? Me. Who put the neck on the
giraffe? Me.
Who put the tail upon the monkey? Me. Who made hyenas laugh? Me.
Who made whales and snails and quails? Me.
Who made dogs and hogs and frogs? Me.

Who made rats and bats and cats? Me.
Who made ev’rything? Me.

Who put the gold into the sunshine? Me. Who put the sparkle in the stars? Me.
Who put the silver in the moonlight? Me. Who made Earth and Mars? Me.
Who put the scent into the roses? Me. Who taught the honey bee to dance? Me.
Who put the tree inside the acorn? Me. It surely can’t be chance! Noitwasevolution.
Who made seas and leaves and trees? Me. Who made snow and winds that
blow? Me.

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