Curious how much sex gets thrown at you when you decide to be exclusive to one person, who may or may not decide to jump into bed with you as a result. I decided to stay in last night, I’m near the end of an XCOM: Enemy Unknown game and I thought I’d finish it off. So I’m there at 1am alone downstairs with my can of Rockstar playing my game and my phone rings and a slightly tipsy female voice asks me where I am. I explain that I’m playing my game and she offers me a new game to play, so I explain the situation, she tells me that Dakota won’t find out, I’m quite insistent and she tells me that the situation won’t last and we hang up.
I go back to blasting aliens, I’m waiting for a battleship to turn up so that I can capture it’s fusion cores so that I can make upgraded rocket launcher things and suddenly whatsapp starts going mental with pure filth spewing out of it. Again I explain the situation and she starts basically begging me; she offers to pay for a taxi along with every depraved act that two human beings can get up to, she even offers me breakfast.
I’m not going to lie, it wasn’t easy.