The Great Satan.

This is why I hate Americans: they fuck everything up. You make tea and then you’re half way to the stairs when you realise that you’re carrying the milk and you’ve put the tea in the fridge and this catastrophe, this abomination against the natural order, wouldn’t have happened if an American wasn’t on the phone to you at the time.

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