As if I just used the phrase “this isn’t my first rodeo”. I got in the taxi home and laughed at myself all the way back.
In fairness it was used in total sincerity. So many women think they can tell me what I mean and I smile and I think “Okay, maybe you can tell other men what they feel, but not me, What I say is what I mean.”. *hugs you*
And now I’m heading out again for more drinking!