So Tuesday night drinking happened. I looked through the window as we were entering the pub and there was BM’s arse in her usual stripey dress wandering into the kitchen area. We got some drinks and settled down and then I noticed her delivering drinks to various tables which is most unusual. Then we spotted that there was a drinks ordering app.
Naturally we took advantage of this and so out she comes carrying our drinks, scanning around, looking for the table until she spots us grinning away. She smiles, shakes her head, calls us lazy and tells us that if we use the app again she won’t bring the drinks over, she’ll just leave them on the side. So we use the app again only we put in the table next to us so that she doesn’t realise that it us. Out she comes again, realises that it’s us and turns around and puts the drinks on the side by the hatch!